The greatest toy that ever was
Brown paper and a spoon
On the floor lurking in
Brown paper and a spoon
On the floor lurking in
The messy living room
It takes no AA batteries
It has no on-off switch
It's endless fun and scratches
The ever playful itch
For minutes or an hour
Playing hide and seek
Wiggle butt and flying claws
Wiggle butt and flying claws
What furry lightning streak
Hunts the kitchen ware
Like brave dragon slayers
Underneath and in between
The crinkled paper layers
Until the deadly pounce
At long last is made
Sent to meet it's maker
Long handle Rubbermaid
Victory now it's time to rest
The hunt is at an end
But woe to serving spoons
That pass this way again
But woe to serving spoons
That pass this way again
